"I hate all sports as rabidly as a man who loves sports hates common sense." -- H. L. Mencken.
Most of his life’s activity, it occurred to Sully, had consisted in just about equal parts of sports, reading and drinking. The rest had been sheer boredom. All of it had been boredom, to one degree or another, for that matter. Life was short only in retrospect; when it was happening it could take forever. -- Chapter 22, The Misforgotten.